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Apparently I’m NOT Invisible in My Car
Wait, can you see me??!! This came as quite the shock to me. All of this time I’ve been under the impression that once I am in that driver’s seat no one can see me. I mean, I know the car isn’t...
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Your Office Doesn’t Care About Your Health.
I do care about your health. I want to make sure you know as much as possible about serious diseases such as eye chlamydia. Your office doesn’t want you to know that. They want you to get eye...
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The Internet Is Not An Oracle
This is not what the internet does. I realized the other day that I’ve been using the internet as some sort of oracle. Googling questions like “What will I eat for dinner?”, “What is going to happen on...
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Wordle To Your Mother.
Get it? It was a play on the saying “word to your Mother”. I learned that phrase from Vanilla Ice although I’m pretty sure he didn’t come up with it. I digress. This post is about Wordle. Because I...
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My Grocery Store Is Haunted.
I imagine they look something like this. The following account is completely true. (In my opinion) My company’s Thanksgiving potluck lunch is today. So, I spent yesterday baking pumpkin cupcakes and...
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“Someday I’ll Have It All” Delusion
Epiphany+Kings of Leon+Perfect Imagery=Having it "All" I woke up over the weekend. I woke up to the fact that I have been deluded. Actually, I didn’t wake up to it- I just said that to make it...
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Up Yours, One-Uppers!
You know them. You loathe them. We all do. They are the One-Uppers. They are those that always have a better story, a worse sickness, a better car, a better haircut, a harder work assignment, a sexier...
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Girl On The Contrary, Sleeps On Her Side.
I was thinking the other day about how doctors get to say “Hi my name is Doctor McDoctorson, M.D.” or “My name is Doctor McDoctorson, Ph.D.” or rich people get to say “My name is Richy McRicherson,...
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When I was 12, I read a book about Queen Hatshepsut, Egypt’s first female Pharaoh. In that book, it was hypothesized that she died due to an infection from an abscessed tooth. I was irrationally upset...
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Did Y’all Know Dogs Like Pumpkin?
Because I didn’t. I didn’t know dogs like pumpkin. At least, my dog, Dobby, likes pumpkin. Check it – Captain Thoughtful and I went to a pumpkin patch to pick our own pumpkins (like bosses) and we...
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